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Dagmar
Alexander When he's not piss-drunk with a cigarette in his mouth, Ned's painting beautiful landscapes or playing rock and roll with his band, Slowgun. Landscapes:
Monica Tap at Wynick/Tuck Gallery Eliza
Grifith’s Protégés: These Bad Girls Are Not Bad Girls
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Scotty
Ballgame Scotty Ballgame is a fourth-year journalism student at Ryerson Polytechnic University in Toronto. He uses an assumed name to avoid the authorities and ex-girlfriends. And yes, he would LOVE to touch your monkey... Commitment
(Haircuts, Women & Cereal)
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Claire
Danes
Star of TV's short-lived MY SO-CALLED LIFE, Claire is currently attending Yale. She has nothing to do with us, though we really wish she did.
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Johnathan
Drake
When Johnathan Drake isn't contemplating the meaning of life in his hole of a home, or isn't getting pie-eyed at his favorite local tavern, he plays the role of public relations guru and copywriting superstar at one of the Midwestern United States' finest advertising agencies. Another
Shot at My Best The
Lunch Enjoying
The Ride A
Society Advancement?
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Ted
Kaiser
Ted is the webmaster of kidshelp.sympatico.ca. He looks so good in a suit and tie he thinks he can make us forget he ever had long hair and a leather jacket. He's real intelligent, and was in on cyber punk old school, way back in the day. The
Internet Cyborg
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Andi
Kirk Would you believe that we know absolutley nothing about Andi? The
Trouble with Being Byzantine
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Minna
Kim Mazza
Minna, after a year of editing the Zine at swanky.org, has joined on to take care of our offerings! You might also see her reviewing games over at GrrlGamer, playing around at her personal website, or being married. She loves driving her Subaru. The
Politics of "Too Much Information" A
Time For Giving?
The World is a Soap Opera, and We're Tuned In
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Ryan
Mckee
Ryan once saw Glenn Humplik at a bar. He was drinking. Beating
The Hell Out Of A Japanese Penguin Interview
with REUBENS ACCOMPLICE Losing The Yak Race An
American Dancing Fool In China
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Andrew
Millins
Andrew's a college kid in Austin, TX. If you're his friend, he'll send you a joke a day. If you're not, he won't. Ode
to Finals Week
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Nathaniel
G. Moore
Nath is a Toronto-born writer and artist. His work (poetry, fiction, visual art, reviews) has appeared in lots of magazines. He is currently an unsigned free agent looking to make it big in the literary syncronised soft porn category for males. Stan
Rogal: The Imaginary Muse Gonzo
Journalism With No Disqualification Lexically
Dumb, Damn Word Smart Speed
Freaks: CHICKS ON SPEED
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Marnie
Parrell
Marnie is a film and performance artist living in Toronto. With a lot on her mind and a knack for expressing it, she's one of Half Empty's signature commentators. Charest
Takes Lead Of Quebec Liberals Anthrax:
Making Biological Terror Fun Sex
With Marnie 1: Equipment Sex
With Marnie 2: The Hand Job Sex
With Marnie 3: Contraception Marijuana
Seeds, Cannabis Seeds and Worldwide Delivery
Of Politics and Panic I'm
OK, but You Make Me Nervious
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James
Paterson
James is Blink's curator, and an internet superstar. His tweening abilities have been recognized in an Urban Desires feature, as well as by the New Venue. I
Saw A Boy Get His Face Smashed In With A Pipe James
Paterson talks to CISMA
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Darren
Raye Darren's a sucker for the latest fad. He wants to be counted in when you're handing out action-movie passes, free pop music cds (top ten only, please), books with embossed gold-foil covers, magazines that interview hot celebrities, and videocassettes containing recordings of popular "situation comedies". And he writes stuff too. Video
Me
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Dana
J. Robinson When Dana is not interning for The Man at the University of Iowa, she is probably online trying avoid them. Men, that is. Now she wants to share her angst-ridden thoughts with the world...or at least with you. Don't expect to feel warm nor fuzzy after this. The
"Moo-Moo Theory" Sleaze
For Sale -- No Girls Allowed! You
Wear Northface, Therefore You Suck Dear
Alanis... I
Make Passes at Those Who Wear Glasses
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Martin
Spellerberg
During the day Marty can be found either roaming the halls of the Ontario College of Art or spazzing out in front of a screen at the Kids Help Phone. At night he makes Half Empty. Robert
Rauschenberg: Coolest Man Alive Lorna
Simpson, Call Waiting & Guillaume Bijl, Documenta Wax Museum Michael
Schreier: Desert’s Muse, In Search of a Garden I
Want My PipiTV: Hi Pipilotti Rist! I
Want My PipiTV: Be Like Pipi Marty
Spellerberg talks to JAMES PATERSON
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Chad
J. Sutton
As well as being a regular contributor of articles, Chad also administers the Half Empty Boards. Give him a shout if you're having trouble or think you know how to make them cooler. Video
Killed The Video Star
Sampling As Musical Magic In
The '80s, When Everything Was Fun The
Abridged North American Field Guide to Cereal Could
the Professor Make a CD Player out of Coconuts and Grass? Why
I Didn't Go To My High School Reunion
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Robert
Towell Robert Towell writes for Jagged and made a crappy bowling film called “THE DEADLIEST GAME ON EARTH.” He sometimes lives in Cleveland and sometimes he lives elsewhere. Bending
The Medium It's
No Gimmick: An Interview With BOWLING FOR SOUP The
Final Nightmare
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Tavis
Eachan Triance Tavis was born in Kelowna British Columbia where he learned to love. He has spent time in a number of cities in Canada and even one or two overseas. His current area of residence is Vancouver British Columbia. Richard
Brautigan: A Poetics of Alienation
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Kevin
White Haven't heard from Kevin in a while. Hope he's okay. best case scenario he's drinking J&Ts poolside, worst case he's dead. Video
Killed The Video Star
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